together at last
It’s that time again :D
Three treasure prizes for three winners. Simply reblog with your Username and ID number to enter. I’ll draw the winners on the 29th July :3
very generous of you!
madmud2730 / 50949
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
LOOK AT THIS PERFECT LITTLE BABY
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
How to Win:
- Reblog with your ID and username.
- Tell me a song that you enjoy listening to. I s2g if you try to rick roll me or link me to a song that relates to a meme, I will skip you. looool
When does it end?
Tomorrow when I get online and wander onto the computer….
Florence and the Machine - Shake It Out I can keep that on repeat for a long time!
AmoebaDeer #41322 yo this thingy is p good i guess
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.
Looks like he found some amazing cereal
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.