oh my god
the highest form.
+1 oh my god
this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end
THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
so yknow how on youtube to mp3 it gives you a link in the box when you open the page
i was wondering what that was so i decided to click convert and see
and this is what it is
what the fUCK IS THIS
I EXpECTED AN INFORMATIONAL VIDEO ON THE DANGERS OF ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC. bUT INSTEAD I GET WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm)
and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here)
So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335
which is less than i would have guessed.
i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident